kawaii blogging tip: make your blog as unreadable as possible. all font is size 1.5 and only 1 shade darker than the background, which is still the same color anyways. set the blog language to a language like french or japanese, whichever one you don’t know. fetishize japan to the point it makes other people uncomfortable. set an invisible autoplay on your blog of some old anime closing theme and have it reset every time someone clicks “next page”
it’s college awareness month. why would there be a college awareness month. i’m already very aware. i’m too aware. get me out of here im afraid.
im going to p
ractice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or spiritually. Or all 3
Dr. Seuss (via streetetiquette)