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yo i'm in my senior (?!?!?!) year of college studying biology so basically my life is a tragic montage of crying and science



September 29th
203,548 notes
10:32 am

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

(via orphaniehaus)

September 28th
283,363 notes
10:51 pm
mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche

what

what

September 26th
479,540 notes
11:41 pm

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

(Source: prospit-page, via boyhoodbraveries)

September 26th
396,981 notes
11:40 pm

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(Source: oeste, via boyhoodbraveries)

September 26th
18,089 notes
8:49 pm

maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

(via toritherainbowfish)

September 26th
2,916 notes
6:17 pm

belledj:

Bedouin Niqab done with a Staedtler Pigment Liner

belledj:

Bedouin Niqab done with a Staedtler Pigment Liner

(via pockethale)

September 26th
135,995 notes
8:46 am

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via mscottys)

September 19th
110,820 notes
10:52 pm

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

(via doutorquem)

September 19th
308 notes
9:47 pm

xmenofficial:

what does this mean

xmenofficial:

what does this mean

(via carolineflack)

s.t.