domsyellowpants:

amberdragoneye:

domsyellowpants:

Sooo is anybody else ridiculously excited that it’s almost time for the Altador Cup

Yup, I’ve been bumping my head against the wall ‘cause I have no idea who to pick this year! I skipped AC last year, and the year before that I chose Lost Desert…. Now I’m torn between Lost Desert and Maraqua. Any advice?

Last year was the first year that I actually got into it, and I joined my favorite team, and we won, so that’s cool, but I’m not even sure if I want to stick with them again or pick someone else. It’s a difficult life choice.

I’ve consistently chosen Krawk Island since AC began in 2006. I’ve also consistently avoided playing the actual game and stuck to the screaming techo keysmash game.

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

slurpeenis:

*holds funeral for self after drowning in the pussy*

boywitch:

cosmicam-amor:

boywitch:

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

What?

stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

when a show is too suspenseful and you have to pause it every 5 seconds to prevent a heart attack

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

I LOVE TEEN WOLF I AM 20 MINUTES INTO AN EPISODE AND I AM IN LOVE