thanks, anon!
geez, my life story. i’m not really quite sure i have one
[intro fades in]
now this is a story all about how
my life got flipturned upside down
and i’d like to take a minute, now this is a whammy
i’ll tell you how i became the queen of a town called miami
in backwoods florida born and raised
in the library’s where i spent most of my days
studying, reading up, nerding all cool
acing all of my tests in 10th grade, fool
when a college said, “man that girl’s good,”
“her knowledge’s in the college neighborhood,”
they swooped me out of school but they said beware
“we’re liberal arts so we hope you like voltaire”
so i whistled for some apps in freshman year
got accepted by some schools, both far and near
i said bye to my dad and bye to my mammy
got in my car and drove to u of miami
i pulled up to the college with my books in tow
biology, calculus, chem, and thoreau
looked at my dorm and said “god damn me”
only 16 and i’m the queen of miami
so anyway like i said i don’t really have a life story
